Break wind before exiting your vehicle each night. That way, if someone breaks into your car, they will be treated to a very uncouth greeting. They will steal your shit anyway, of course. But still!
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About Me
- Korbot
- Although I am not new to writing, I am new to looking like I know what I am doing. I maintain this blog mostly for my own personal entertainment and writing practice. I don't really like writing about me, because it is too easy and disinteresting. That said, if you want to know more about me, then you should probably read my blog. I plan on slowly building a blogging empire. I have had about 180 readers in three years. So that means in 225 short years I will be rich. RICH!
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